Caps that do the talking ๐
Deadpan headwear in small numbered runs. We sell caps. We never cap.
OOH OOH: packed by hand in Melbourne ๐Caps that lie. A store that does not. No cap ๐Small numbered runs: gone means gone ๐งข30-day No-Cap Guarantee: swap or refund, no dramaFree AU shipping over $80 ๐ฆ
OOH OOH: packed by hand in Melbourne ๐Caps that lie. A store that does not. No cap ๐Small numbered runs: gone means gone ๐งข30-day No-Cap Guarantee: swap or refund, no dramaFree AU shipping over $80 ๐ฆ
OOH OOH: packed by hand in Melbourne ๐. Caps that lie. A store that does not. No cap ๐. Small numbered runs: gone means gone ๐งข. 30-day No-Cap Guarantee: swap or refund, no drama. Free AU shipping over $80 ๐ฆ.
Pick your poison ๐
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Trucker Caps
AAH AAH, the loud ones ๐๐ฃ Trucker caps built to be read...
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Short Socks
Little jokes for your ankles ๐๐งฆ Funny ankle socks with the bit...
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Long Socks
The statement pair ๐๐งฆ Crew socks that commit to the bit all...
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DROP 001 IS COMING ๐๐จ
17 designs. Tiny runs. The troop gets in 24 hours early.
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15 to 30 units per design. That is not a tactic, that is the whole box. ๐
THE DROP IS LIVE. OOH OOH GO GO GO ๐๐งข
The launch range ๐งข
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thinking cap dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
certified chud dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
not a grower not a shower dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
monkey dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
type shit dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
banana dad cap
Dad CapRegular price $44.95Regular priceSale price $44.95 -
I NEED A CIGARETTE trucker cap
Trucker CapRegular price $54.95Regular priceSale price $54.95 -
LOOKSMAXXER trucker cap
Trucker CapRegular price $54.95Regular priceSale price $54.95
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The Combo ๐๐งฆ
Any cap plus any short sock, and $5 stays in your pocket. The socks ride free in a parcel you are already getting. Head does the talking, ankles do the lying.
Ships in 1 business day ๐ฆ
Order by 2pm Melbourne time and the monkey packs it same day.
The No-Cap Guarantee ๐
30 days. Does not fit or does not land? Swap or full refund, no drama.
Free shipping over $80 ๐
The Two-Cap Pack gets you there in one move. Second cap, basically $25.
Join the troop ๐๐
24-hour early access to every drop, plus occasional excellent nonsense. No spam. No cap.







