Short Socks

Little jokes for your ankles 🐒🧦 Funny ankle socks with the bit woven in, not printed on: combed cotton, one size unisex, revealed only when the shoes come off. The perfect add-on to a cap order (psst: 2 for $30, and they ride free in a parcel that has already earned free shipping). Novelty socks, Australia, no cap. 🍌

Short socks with jokes woven in, not printed on. That distinction matters: printed novelty socks lose the punchline in the wash, woven ones keep it for the life of the sock. Ours are 75 percent combed cotton quarter socks in one unisex size covering AU men 6 to 12 and women 8 to 14, which makes funny ankle socks the lowest-risk gag gift in the country. No sizes, no fittings, no returns admin.

The range runs from the office-safe to the read-the-room: walking red flag, these stay on, walk of shame, and the famous feet pics rate card. Each pair is $17.95 or 2 for $30. Shipping is $9.95 flat Australia-wide from Melbourne, free over $80, and every pair carries the 30-day No-Cap Guarantee.