Long Socks

The statement pair 🐒🧦 Crew socks that commit to the bit all the way up the calf: woven text, combed cotton, ribbed cuff, one size unisex. Funny crew socks made to be seen with shorts, docs, or absolutely nothing appropriate for the weather. 2 for $40, gift-ready, and the monkey never caps about quality. 🍌

Crew socks are the billboard of the sock world: enough calf to fit a full varsity slogan, which is exactly what we did. D1 YAPPER, CERTIFIED MOGGER and ENTREPRENEUR (unemployed) run vertically up the outer calf in woven lettering with a ribbed cuff to keep the message upright. Funny crew socks work at the gym, at the office under suit pants as a private joke, and as gifts for men who are impossible to shop for.

The knit is 75 percent combed cotton in one unisex size, AU men 6 to 12 and women 8 to 14. Each pair is $22.95 or 2 for $40. Orders ship from Melbourne, $9.95 flat Australia-wide, free over $80, with the 30-day No-Cap Guarantee on every pair.