• ENTREPRENEUR (unemployed) crew socks, flat lay pair
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ENTREPRENEUR (unemployed) crew socks

ENTREPRENEUR (unemployed) crew socks

$22.95
$22.95
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Low stock: 10 left
🐒The No-Cap Guarantee. 30 days, no drama: swap or full refund if it does not fit or does not land. One size fits most, unisex: AU men 6 to 12, women 8 to 14.

ENTREPRENEUR up the calf in confident capitals, (unemployed) in the fine print beside it. Slate crew socks for pitch meetings that are actually just coffee. Matching dad cap available for the full founder fit. 🧦

  • Vertical text woven up the outer calf, never printed
  • 75% combed cotton, 23% polyamide, 2% elastane, ribbed cuff
  • One size unisex: AU men 6 to 12, women 8 to 14
  • 2 for $40 on crew socks

Funny crew socks for the founder in your life, currently between wins. Pair them with the entrepreneur dad cap for the complete honest portfolio. Ships from Melbourne, $9.95 flat Australia-wide, free over $80. Crew socks are 2 for $40.

The lore 🐒

The process was announced with great confidence. There was never a process. Trust it anyway, up the whole calf.

Shipping and returns 📦

Packed by hand in Melbourne, dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). $9.95 flat shipping, FREE over $80, tracking on every parcel. Returns are easy: 30 days, swap first or full refund, no drama. If anything goes wrong, email us and a real human (supervised by a monkey) fixes it.

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Complete the fit 🐒🧦

Any cap + any short sock saves $5 automatically. The Combo, it is called. The monkey named it.

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Questions the monkey gets a lot 🐒

Will it actually fit my head?

One size, actually. Dad caps adjust from 54 to 62 cm with a brass buckle, truckers snap from 55 to 62 cm. If your head somehow defeats it, the No-Cap Guarantee kicks in: swap or full refund within 30 days, no drama.

Is the quality actually good, or is this a $15 cap in disguise?

Embroidered, not printed. Garment-washed cotton twill on the dads, structured foam and mesh on the truckers, 200-needle woven socks. The joke is the only thing about this product that is not serious. No cap.

When will it arrive?

Packed by hand in Melbourne and dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). Shipping is $9.95 flat, or FREE over $80: the Two-Cap Pack gets you there in one move.

Is this a good gift or a risky gift?

It is the gift that gets worn at the table. Add a gift note at checkout, and if the joke does not land, they get 30 days to swap it for one that does. The monkey has never lost a Secret Santa. 🐒