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monkey dad cap

monkey dad cap

Regular price $44.95
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๐Ÿ’The No-Cap Guarantee. 30 days, no drama: swap or full refund if it does not fit or does not land. One size, actually: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, antique-brass buckle.

Cap Orange dad cap with one small embroidered monkey. That is the whole design. That is the whole brand, actually. He packs your order, he lives on your head. ๐Ÿ’

  • Small embroidered monkey emblem, centre front
  • One size: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, brass buckle
  • Cream That's Cap script on the back
  • 30-day No-Cap Guarantee: swap or refund, no drama

The monkey dad cap is the closest thing this brand has to a uniform. A clean embroidered cap that reads minimal from a distance and ridiculous up close, which is the correct order. Ships from Melbourne, $9.95 flat Australia-wide, free over $80.

The lore ๐Ÿ’

Retired from a space program that has no record of him. The monkey respects that level of commitment to a bit, so he put it on a cap.

Shipping and returns ๐Ÿ“ฆ

Packed by hand in Melbourne, dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). $9.95 flat shipping, FREE over $80, tracking on every parcel. Returns are easy: 30 days, swap first or full refund, no drama. If anything goes wrong, email us and a real human (supervised by a monkey) fixes it.

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Complete the fit ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿงฆ

Any cap + any short sock saves $5 automatically. The Combo, it is called. The monkey named it.

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Questions the monkey gets a lot ๐Ÿ’

Will it actually fit my head?

One size, actually. Dad caps adjust from 54 to 62 cm with a brass buckle, truckers snap from 55 to 62 cm. If your head somehow defeats it, the No-Cap Guarantee kicks in: swap or full refund within 30 days, no drama.

Is the quality actually good, or is this a $15 cap in disguise?

Embroidered, not printed. Garment-washed cotton twill on the dads, structured foam and mesh on the truckers, 200-needle woven socks. The joke is the only thing about this product that is not serious. No cap.

When will it arrive?

Packed by hand in Melbourne and dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). Shipping is $9.95 flat, or FREE over $80: the Two-Cap Pack gets you there in one move.

Is this a good gift or a risky gift?

It is the gift that gets worn at the table. Add a gift note at checkout, and if the joke does not land, they get 30 days to swap it for one that does. The monkey has never lost a Secret Santa. ๐Ÿ’