• not a grower not a shower dad cap, front
  • not a grower not a shower dad cap, three-quarter view
  • not a grower not a shower dad cap, back with That's Cap script
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not a grower not a shower dad cap

not a grower not a shower dad cap

$44.95
$44.95
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🐒The No-Cap Guarantee. 30 days, no drama: swap or full refund if it does not fit or does not land. One size, actually: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, antique-brass buckle.

Two lines of radical honesty on a plain black cap. Not a grower, not a shower. It is what it is, and what it is, is embroidered. 🐒

  • Two-line embroidery, white on black
  • One size: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, antique brass buckle
  • That's Cap script embroidered on the back
  • 30-day No-Cap Guarantee: does not fit or does not land, swap or refund

Radical honesty makes a surprisingly good novelty cap and an even better gift for the friend with nothing to hide. One of the more committed funny dad hats you can buy in Australia. Ships from Melbourne, $9.95 flat, free over $80, 30 days to change your mind.

The lore 🐒

Filed once, never revoked. The monkey submitted the auto-reply in 2024 and has been at the beer garden since. HR has stopped asking.

Shipping and returns 📦

Packed by hand in Melbourne, dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). $9.95 flat shipping, FREE over $80, tracking on every parcel. Returns are easy: 30 days, swap first or full refund, no drama. If anything goes wrong, email us and a real human (supervised by a monkey) fixes it.

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Complete the fit 🐒🧦

Any cap + any short sock saves $5 automatically. The Combo, it is called. The monkey named it.

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Questions the monkey gets a lot 🐒

Will it actually fit my head?

One size, actually. Dad caps adjust from 54 to 62 cm with a brass buckle, truckers snap from 55 to 62 cm. If your head somehow defeats it, the No-Cap Guarantee kicks in: swap or full refund within 30 days, no drama.

Is the quality actually good, or is this a $15 cap in disguise?

Embroidered, not printed. Garment-washed cotton twill on the dads, structured foam and mesh on the truckers, 200-needle woven socks. The joke is the only thing about this product that is not serious. No cap.

When will it arrive?

Packed by hand in Melbourne and dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). Shipping is $9.95 flat, or FREE over $80: the Two-Cap Pack gets you there in one move.

Is this a good gift or a risky gift?

It is the gift that gets worn at the table. Add a gift note at checkout, and if the joke does not land, they get 30 days to swap it for one that does. The monkey has never lost a Secret Santa. 🐒