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banana dad cap

banana dad cap

Regular price $44.95
Regular price Sale price $44.95
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๐Ÿ’The No-Cap Guarantee. 30 days, no drama: swap or full refund if it does not fit or does not land. One size, actually: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, antique-brass buckle.

Chocolate brown dad cap, one small embroidered banana. Pairs with the monkey cap, obviously. Buy both and you are a matching set with someone you have not met yet. ๐ŸŒ

  • Small embroidered banana emblem, centre front
  • One size: adjusts 54 to 62 cm, brass buckle
  • That's Cap script embroidered on the back
  • 30-day No-Cap Guarantee: swap or refund, no drama

An embroidered banana cap for the second half of the duo. Buy it with the monkey dad cap as a matching gift for two people who deserve each other. Novelty caps, Australia-wide delivery, $9.95 flat, free over $80. The monkey approves this pairing.

The lore ๐Ÿ’

The business in question has no ABN, no office, and no plans. Wear it to your least professional commitments.

Shipping and returns ๐Ÿ“ฆ

Packed by hand in Melbourne, dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). $9.95 flat shipping, FREE over $80, tracking on every parcel. Returns are easy: 30 days, swap first or full refund, no drama. If anything goes wrong, email us and a real human (supervised by a monkey) fixes it.

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Complete the fit ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿงฆ

Any cap + any short sock saves $5 automatically. The Combo, it is called. The monkey named it.

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Questions the monkey gets a lot ๐Ÿ’

Will it actually fit my head?

One size, actually. Dad caps adjust from 54 to 62 cm with a brass buckle, truckers snap from 55 to 62 cm. If your head somehow defeats it, the No-Cap Guarantee kicks in: swap or full refund within 30 days, no drama.

Is the quality actually good, or is this a $15 cap in disguise?

Embroidered, not printed. Garment-washed cotton twill on the dads, structured foam and mesh on the truckers, 200-needle woven socks. The joke is the only thing about this product that is not serious. No cap.

When will it arrive?

Packed by hand in Melbourne and dispatched within 1 business day (order by 2pm Melbourne time). Shipping is $9.95 flat, or FREE over $80: the Two-Cap Pack gets you there in one move.

Is this a good gift or a risky gift?

It is the gift that gets worn at the table. Add a gift note at checkout, and if the joke does not land, they get 30 days to swap it for one that does. The monkey has never lost a Secret Santa. ๐Ÿ’