{"product_id":"these-stay-on-socks","title":"these stay on socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack quarter socks that state their one boundary: these stay on. A commitment woven in white at the ankle. Pairs with the not a grower cap for a full honesty outfit. 🧦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign woven in, never printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e75% combed cotton, 23% polyamide, 2% elastane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size unisex: AU men 6 to 12, women 8 to 14\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 for $30 on short socks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf all the funny socks in Australia, these are the only ones with a written policy. A safe gag gift with an unsafe punchline. Ships from Melbourne, $9.95 flat Australia-wide, free over $80. Short socks are 2 for $30, and both pairs stay on.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"That's Cap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49836033081587,"sku":"TC-SS-002","price":17.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/5296\/7667\/files\/10-these-stay-on-flat.jpg?v=1783819473","url":"https:\/\/www.thatscap.online\/products\/these-stay-on-socks","provider":"That's Cap","version":"1.0","type":"link"}