{"title":"Short Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eLittle jokes for your ankles 🐒🧦 Funny ankle socks with the bit woven in, not printed on: combed cotton, one size unisex, revealed only when the shoes come off. The perfect add-on to a cap order (psst: 2 for $30, and they ride free in a parcel that has already earned free shipping). Novelty socks, Australia, no cap. 🍌\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"feet-pics-socks","title":"feet pics: $10 socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eBone quarter socks with the rate card woven on the ankle: feet pics, $10. 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